EAT LASER SCUMBAG!

* 4-piece rock group.
* Formed about half a decade ago in Brisbane.
* Ash and Nathan play guitars, Xavier plays drums, Adam plays bass. In the spirit of democracy, everyone gets to have a crack at singing.
* Members split between Brisbane/Melbourne. Play infrequently as result.
* Invariably referred to as "Brisbane's prodigal sons" in any street press write-ups as result of aforementioned infrequent gigging. Any reviews generally just use words "noisy punk" then skip directly through to more important bands on the lineup.
* Have played some sweet shows with popular/credible bands from home/abroad but feel uncomfortable namedropping.
* Released 6-song EP "EAT LASER SCUMBAG!- 1, EARTH- 0" a while back to rapturous response. Honest.
* Have nonetheless sold many more t-shirts than CDs.
* Once played four shows in a 24-hr period during a visit to Melbourne. Do not recommend attempting this.
* (Omitted due to legal advice).
* Less a band than a way of life.
* In hindsight, maybe should have picked less silly band name.
* That's all we've got.

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